By using Intentless™, you agree to the following terms:

1. Investment Risks: You acknowledge that investing in Intentless™ is about as wise as using your life savings to buy lottery tickets. Any resemblance to a sound financial decision is purely coincidental.

2. Market Volatility: You agree to blame “market conditions” and not us when your Intentless™ becomes worthless overnight. Remember, it’s not a loss if you never sell!

3. Intellectual Property: All our groundbreaking ideas, like “blockchain but faster” and “AI-powered smart contracts,” are protected by patents pending in the Republic of Imaginaria.

4. Liability: In the event of a “totally unexpected” market crash, hack, or exit scam, you agree to not sue us. Your legal rights are as real as our token’s utility.

5. Updates: We reserve the right to change these terms faster than you can say “rug pull.” It’s your responsibility to check this page every 5 minutes for updates.

6. Termination: We may terminate your account at any time, especially if you start asking too many questions about where the money went.

By using Intentless™, you certify that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by these terms, despite the fact that we know you haven’t actually read them. Welcome to the future of finance!